Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
censoredyetburning:

I can’t get over the accuracy of this tweet
@NesrineMalik

censoredyetburning:

I can’t get over the accuracy of this tweet

@NesrineMalik
folwer:

but its important

folwer:

but its important

dikemb-e:

fhelicity:

I was thinking, “hey it’s a great weather in England we’re getting this week” and then it started pouring.

why complain

dikemb-e:

fhelicity:

I was thinking, “hey it’s a great weather in England we’re getting this week” and then it started pouring.

why complain